|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via seabois)|
Wow, promo games actually work guys.
domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it
the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*
"Tell the class a little bit about yourself"
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me