dailybreakingbad:

Jesse, Walt and Skyler in the same bed.

dailybreakingbad:

Jesse, Walt and Skyler in the same bed.

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)
angel-cine:

Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam (1999)

angel-cine:

Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam (1999)

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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bonerfart:

catslashfun:

validx2:

Her: Sorry i dont suck dick but we can cuddle  

Me:

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this is the best relationship. your lover ain’t a whore and you get to hug her

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